As the saying goes, candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. But liquor is also a lot more expensive than candy and, unlike a handful of Skittles or M&Ms, you can’t consume it as you drive. You really shouldn’t, anyway. And we’re all going to need a little something to get us through 2025. After all, Trump takes office in January and it’s all downhill from there. And not in a, “Oh, this is easier than going uphill” way, but in a “Oh, shit, we’re plummeting! There’s nothing to stop our momentum as we head straight toward the abyss!” way.
Milkshakes won’t defeat fascism, but they can take the sting out a little bit
Around these parts, and by these parts I mean TGP’s office in Detroit, I’m known for being, well, a little sarcastic. I like to joke around, keep the mood light. Because life can get stressful, you know? I like to think that the team appreciates my sense of humor and I definitely appreciate them laughing at my jokes.
There’s Nothing Spookier than Another Trump Presidency
It’s spooky season. Some of my neighbors have gone all out with Halloween decorations, but no house is more terrifying than the one with the casket-sized Trump sign on the porch. The sign says “Trump Pence” because it’s left over from 2020. “Pence” could easily be turned into “Vance” with just a change of two letters. But maybe that’s too much effort.