Hoo boy. 2024! It’s wild, right? How are we here? How does time even work? 

Even though I don’t know the answers to those questions, it looks like we’ll be time-traveling back to 2020 with a Biden/Trump rematch. And I have to say, I don’t know anyone who wants to go back to 2020, except perhaps a select group of “tourists” who went “sightseeing” in our nation’s capital on an infamous Jan. 6. Oh, and the man who urged them to do it. Trump undoubtedly would like to travel back to 2020 because he’s learned that no matter how lawless, how reckless, how anti-American he acts, he will not lose support and will not be held accountable. 

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2024 is upon us and, let’s be real, the whole goddamn year is going to be swallowed up by the goddamn Presidential Election and it’s going to be goddamn exhausting. One thing I do know for sure, though, is that making predictions is hard. And if you listen to all of the pundits making predictions about who is going to win in 2024, you’re just torturing yourself.

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Hi there. It’s me, Michigan. I know that things have been kind of strained between us. That we’re always positioned as enemies even though, let’s face it, we’re basically siblings. Yeah, we like to argue about who’s older. I became a state in 1837, you became a state in 1803. But then there’s that whole thing about you being kind of illegitimate until 1953. But who’s counting really?

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